They can try and earn your love with all the fruity combinations for chewing gum that range from exotic to bizarre, but none will capture your heart the way that the classic, icy spearmint does. You’re the type of person who, if you want fruit you’ll eat an apple or some grapes, but if you want gum, it should send a chilling blast of ice and mint into your mouth to smack the back of your throat. It must turn your every breath into a wispy, Arctic wind that cools while also expanding your lungs to the point of icy invigoration. There are drawbacks to your precious gum. It is, after all, chewing gum so there is the repetitive, laboring task of constant mouth motion you have to deal with. Also, where do you put it if the flavor is gone and there isn’t a trash can nearby? Don’t say you’re one of the people we loathe when we find a sticky residue bound to the bottom of our innocent, unsuspecting sneakers. If so, shame on you. Speaking of flavor being gone, isn’t it the futile goal of the gum industry to make a gum that lasts longer than its competitor, resulting in a merry-go-round of proclaimed flavor longevity, when you still can’t really tell a difference? Southern Kings has captured all the icy accolades of spearmint gum without the previously necessary base of actual gum. Their Hoo Ha Ha e liquid serves as a title and an accurate description of how it will make you feel after one pull from your vaping device. It will even have you making the sounds as you breathe it in and out: “hoo”… “ha”… “ha”.